Attack of the Mad Man!!!!!

Oh my God!!! Have you ever wondered how you can get into trouble with the army uniform. Here are a few reasons:

1. Smoking in public with the uniform on
2. Having intimate moments with your other half in the uniform (extreme cases)
3. Fighting with the uniform on.

Well... my incident wasn't any of the above. I was walking towards home from the bus stop at the MRT (took a bus from camp), when suddenly a mad man shouted at me:

Actual conversation:

Mad man: "Army ah? Ni shi army ah? Lai lai..."
mad man barges towards Ron
Ron: 'Oh no... what the hell does he want? Stay calm, stay calm'
Ron divert walking route
Mad man: "Lai lai"
mad man walks very quickly
Ron: 'Oh damn... you must not panic... you must not panic'
Ron's heart nearly reaches high blood pressure level.
Mad man: "Wo shi chong PAP lai de. Ni shi chong na yi ge camp lai de?'
Ron: 'Ignore him. Just walk away'
Ron looks forward and walk away.

Translation:

Mad man: "Hey, you're from the army right? Come come..."
mad man barges towards Ron
Ron: 'Oh no... what the hell does he want? Stay calm, stay calm'
Ron divert walking route
Mad man: "Come here"
mad man walks very quickly
Ron: 'Oh damn... you must not panic... you must not panic'
Ron's heart nearly reaches high blood pressure level.
Mad man: "I'm from the PAP. Which camp are you from??'
Ron: 'Ignore him. Just walk away'
Ron looks forward and walk away.

This is ONE HELL of a type of Monday Blues, I tell ya!!!